I WANT TO BE DORIE CLARK.

Dorie Clark is my idol. Dorie is who I want to be when I grow up.

There. I said it. Now you know the truth.

Want to see who I’ll be twenty years from now? Just check out Dorie today.

No no no, don’t bother your head with pesky little discrepancies such as the fact that Dorie is younger than me. Or that Dorie has a Master of Theological Studies from Harvard Divinity…