…and they say all I do is throw shade

…but when my granddad offered me some collard greens that his girlfriend cooked, I simply said, “No thank you.” I said nothing about how I could not eat anything she cooks because I don’t trust people who smoke cheap weed because if they smoke cheap weed they probably use cheap seasonings too. I did not say any of that. I did not say anything about how I don’t trust women who wear synthetic wigs because I believe any woman who will something that flammable on their head has no regard for her life or yours. I did not say any of that. All I said was, “No thank you.” I made no mention about how I don’t like to eat food cooked by people who cigarettes because I believe their fingertips are always nasty. I said nothing of the sort because I am a nice guy. Yup, I am. All I said was, “No thank you.” And they say all I do is throw shade.

@trapgospel_ aka Trap Angelou