Boogers boogers everywhere

The art of mucus


Every morning I wake up and feel a familiar trickle of mucus creeping down the back of my throat. I am kind of used to it by now, being that I am the allergy type. The doctor told me I am allergic to tree bark…like what the fuck? How can I possibly escape tree bark. Couple this mucus with a bi-weekly nosebleed and you get yourself an annoying problem. Oh well, NBD.

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