Got blacked out drunk on Jaeger and woke up with 10 staples in my head which I took out myself. Jumped off a 50 ft cliff in Canada into a freezing lake. Got hammered in West Berlin in 1987 and almost got hit by a Lamborghini. Took illegal photos of East Berlin’s side of the wall. Been to orgies and have done ecstasy, heroin, weed and spilled more booze than most people drink. Rode in a Challenger SRT at over 140 MPH, drove my Focus at over 110 MPH. Still alive and loving it. :)