Brylar Foustark
Jul 20, 2017 · 1 min read

Apparently the leaks have also pushed for an explanation to the “adoption” talk and to clear it up, along with the strange schedule of the President’s Press Secretary (ies), Sean and Sarah have disclosed a picture of their newly adopted daughter Seanarah:

When asked if they had any “Must have” qualities for the adoption agency Sean quickly answered:

“Oh yes, she had to be just fake…”

(interrupted by Sarah)

“But not nearly as evil! Only so much room per family as we learned a lot working for President Putin, Teleprompter Trump and the First Lady. Though we’ve still not heard from Melania”

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