The Rumor; or, The Pros and Cons of Serving a Dead Rat to House Guests

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?

Well,…

a. She contracted the bubonic plague from handling that dead rat, and bled out from every orifice.

b. Her sister, Blanche, feigning paralysis all those years, jumped from her wheelchair and bludgeoned her to death with her stilettos.

Or,…

c. She ran off with a group of former snuff film executive producers, and they opened a health food store in Alabama.

Whatever happened, one thing is for certain. Joan Crawford had serious anger issues.