PinnedBrandon DockeryinSlackjawI Am A Home Depot Floor Rep And If You Catch Me I Must Grant You 3 WishesI feel you don't fully appreciate the enormity of this moment.May 12, 20205May 12, 20205
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie Emporium“Jack vs. Lanterns” (2019) is a Sequel To a Movie I Forgot To ReviewBecause I am a hack and a fraudOct 4Oct 4
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie Emporium“Kaiju Glam Metal Shark Attack” (2024) is a Movie That Was MadeFull disclosure, I donated to this movie’s IndieGoGo and got an Executive Producer credit as a perk, so I’m not exactly unbiased in this…Oct 3Oct 3
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie EmporiumPuppet Shark (2023) is a Rated-PG “Crank Yankers”…but about SharksFeb 18Feb 18
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie EmporiumThe Films of Carl Sukenick: “Wizard of Violence 2” (2019ish)Here we revisit more footage of young Carl. I have to assume that this is somehow a sequel; at this point I have no real way of tracking…Feb 9Feb 9
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie EmporiumThe Films of Carl Sukenick: Alien Beasts (1991)At this point I either own or have seen about a dozen Sukenick movies. Every time, I’m struck by how similar they are to bizarre dreams…Dec 17, 2023Dec 17, 2023
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie Emporium“CarousHELL” Is the Best Indie Trilogy I Watched This YearI first discovered the original CarousHELL on Amazon Prime while bingeing low-budget, campy horror films. After forcing myself to watch the…Oct 24, 20231Oct 24, 20231
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie Emporium“Hotel Inferno” (2013) Could Have Been So Much MoreThe “Hotel Inferno” movies had been floating around on my Watchlist for quite some time. It’s definitely one of those movies that catches…Oct 12, 20231Oct 12, 20231
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie Emporium“Monsters in the Closet” (2022) — An Anthology of Dad JokesI’m a fan of horror anthologies. When life and your own bad habits have completely fried your attention span, it provides the sense of…Aug 17, 2023Aug 17, 2023
Brandon DockeryinThe Offbeat Movie Emporium“Dave Made A Maze” (2017) Is A Childhood Dream Come TrueShudder has emerged as one of my favorite streaming services. While it’s known for its vast catalog of classic horror films, cult…Feb 23, 2023Feb 23, 2023