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I Am A Home Depot Floor Rep And If You Catch Me I Must Grant You 3 Wishes

I feel you don't fully appreciate the enormity of this moment.

May 12, 2020

I Am A Home Depot Floor Rep And If You Catch Me I Must Grant You 3 Wishes

May 12, 2020

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The Offbeat Movie Emporium

Puppet Shark (2023) is a Rated-PG “Crank Yankers”

…but about Sharks

Feb 18

Puppet Shark (2023) is a Rated-PG “Crank Yankers”

Feb 18

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The Films of Carl Sukenick: “Wizard of Violence 2” (2019ish)

Here we revisit more footage of young Carl. I have to assume that this is somehow a sequel; at this point I have no real way of tracking…

Feb 9

The Films of Carl Sukenick: “Wizard of Violence 2” (2019ish)

Feb 9

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The Films of Carl Sukenick: Alien Beasts (1991)

At this point I either own or have seen about a dozen Sukenick movies. Every time, I’m struck by how similar they are to bizarre dreams…

Dec 17, 2023

The Films of Carl Sukenick: Alien Beasts (1991)

Dec 17, 2023

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“CarousHELL” Is the Best Indie Trilogy I Watched This Year

I first discovered the original CarousHELL on Amazon Prime while bingeing low-budget, campy horror films. After forcing myself to watch the…

Oct 24, 2023

“CarousHELL” Is the Best Indie Trilogy I Watched This Year

Oct 24, 2023

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“Hotel Inferno” (2013) Could Have Been So Much More

The “Hotel Inferno” movies had been floating around on my Watchlist for quite some time. It’s definitely one of those movies that catches…

Oct 12, 2023

“Hotel Inferno” (2013) Could Have Been So Much More

Oct 12, 2023

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“Monsters in the Closet” (2022) — An Anthology of Dad Jokes

I’m a fan of horror anthologies. When life and your own bad habits have completely fried your attention span, it provides the sense of…

Aug 17, 2023

“Monsters in the Closet” (2022) — An Anthology of Dad Jokes

Aug 17, 2023

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“Dave Made A Maze” (2017) Is A Childhood Dream Come True

Shudder has emerged as one of my favorite streaming services. While it’s known for its vast catalog of classic horror films, cult…

Feb 23, 2023

“Dave Made A Maze” (2017) Is A Childhood Dream Come True

Feb 23, 2023

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The “Death Toilet” Trilogy is the Godfather of Killer Toilet Movies

A case study in poop

Dec 23, 2022

The “Death Toilet” Trilogy is the Godfather of Killer Toilet Movies

Dec 23, 2022

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The Films of Carl Sukenick: Ninja Dream (2019)

In which Carl actually makes a pretty decent low-budget film

Dec 10, 2022

The Films of Carl Sukenick: Ninja Dream (2019)

Dec 10, 2022

Brandon Dockery

Brandon Dockery

It’s not about the destination, it’s about complaining every step of the way there. Writing published in Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Haven and Robot Butt

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