I don’t have a “favorite butcher” and I’ve never felt like it. But, after reading this, I felt inadequate and downright distressed. So I went on a butcher finding quest and really felt dumb assplus because I didn’t even know what qualifications or experiences separate one meat hacking mofo from another.
I find the best way for me to beat the “I don’t feel feel like it” is to keep a big, hairy, nasty mean ogre in my closest. When I wince from the task at hand, I blow this little whistle and out comes this mad and smelly ogre to mercilessly flog me with a bullwhip.