Wendy
Aug 31, 2018 · 4 min read

Why are there so many people in here talking on their phone? Who wants to talk to you? Look at yourself, in the reflection of your sweaty, chocolate frosty. Take a peek. What respectable mouth-breather wants to talk to you? There’s a reason you’re alone in Wendy’s churning through your phone’s contacts. These thoughts pushed through my head as I, myself unwrapped my third bacon cheeseburger. It was cooked in the oil of that guy you went to high school with who used to jack…

