The End is Nigh

Fare-thee Well, For I Must Leave Thee

T’was not ME

T’was the night before Christmas and all is well……………. and Marley ate the Christmas mouse, she did, she did………………………………………..

I do not look guilty it was Marley…..

DID NOT, DID NOT

I am not guitly of nothing, I am the absolute ruler, a pure and perfect being, Marley is cringing, it was her

I have enjoyed my holiday but unfortunately I was unsuccessful in getting Louis to move out. Lara did move in with the neighbours though, I wonder if she will come back to Aunty’s. It will be only until the next holiday, which I can’t wait for as the house is now MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I RULE…

All good things must come to an end so unfortunately I must say adieu, farewell, goodbye, until we met again……………………………………

Remember me fondly as I return to my life of wealth and privilege, no longer bedding down with the commoners and the poor fool of a dog Marley, nor the evil of Louis.

I have left my mark on this house of commoners and I am sure they cannot wait to see their ruler again soon……………………….. They will miss me the poor fools, but they are better for having known me, then not knowing me at all (I am so profound in my thought s and words, the things I say are amazing, my words are an inspiration to all those I rule). Having me in their lives has been such a privilege for them, even though it was for such a brief period.

LOVE YOUZ ALL

I'LL BE BACK ……………………………………………………………….

THE END ………………….UNTIL THE NEXT HOLIDAY……………………..