PinnedRyon PlockinWrite A CatalystAbout Me — Ryon PlockI’m one of the world’s leading experts on laziness and procrastination 9h ago29h ago2
Ryon PlockinILLUMINATIONCivil War 2: Republoodcans vs. DemicripsEvery American will have ringside seats1d ago1d ago
Ryon PlockinILLUMINATIONPaperboys were the first Internet Service ProvidersProbably why I hate getting up early as an adult1d ago1d ago
Ryon PlockinShare Your CreativityHandmade Powder Coated Metal and Copper RosesThe biggest one is over 3ft tall2d ago22d ago2
Ryon PlockinILLUMINATIONMy Ego’s Writing Checks That My Body Has to CashA short poem about a gambler’s dilemma3d ago13d ago1
Ryon PlockinShare Your Creativity1:1 Scale Handmade Oak Stanley CupIt’s the same dimensions and weight as the real Stanley Cup4d ago34d ago3
Ryon PlockinShort and WeirdGoogle to Retire, Relocate to Nebraska, and Rebrand as MoogleWill provide search results on bovine-related topics only4d ago24d ago2
Ryon PlockinShort. Sweet. Valuable.Android Logo Comes Out as BinarysexualThe supermodel once famously bragged that he’s pulled more 0’s than a Firefly panel at Comic-ConJul 172Jul 172
Ryon PlockinShort. Sweet. Valuable.Why Don’t People Order Slutty Drinks at a Bar?Also, does a virgin Rum & Coke cost more than just a Coke?Jul 16Jul 16