Explosion On the Richard Mason
There once was an aircraft-carrier-sized research ship called the Richard Mason (affectionately called“Big Dick” by its crew). Its mission was to study the fertility of marine mammals in the Pacific Ocean.
During a particularly windy a day, a crewman was handling vials of biological samples. A large wave shook the ship and caused the crewman to fall over with the vials shattering all around him.
Thus, the Big Dick covered a seaman in semen.