Honest Dating Profile — Male

Bulba Squirtle
Aug 28, 2017 · 1 min read

What’s up. I’m writing this to show how witty, funny, and nonchalant I am in the hope that you’ll forgive my worse-than-average looks. I’m putting in a joke and maybe a #hashtag #or #two to show how not-seriously I’m taking this. I really want you to know that IDGAF about this. I’m a player all the way, and that’s all you’ll get from me.

Anyways, I hope my profile was enough to convince you to not care about how average I am and at least meet up with me for coffee. Baby steps, right?

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Bulba Squirtle

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I'm a Pokemon conceived during an ill-advised one-night stand between a Venasaur and a Blastoise. I write about almost everything.

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