$BULL Manifesto: A Stampede to Victory

3 min readApr 25, 2023

Hear ye, hear ye! We, the noble and magnificent bulls of the Great $BULL Market, do hereby declare our mission to create wealth and prosperity while simultaneously laying waste to the cowering and weak-spirited bears. In this grand and uproarious document, we shall outline our principles, beliefs, and strategies to ensure the eternal dominance of the bull market.

I. The Inherent Superiority of Bulls

As the rightful and mighty symbols of economic growth and optimism, we bulls represent the zenith of financial achievement. Our horns pierce the skies as we trample the negative sentiments of the bears beneath our hooves.
The bears, with their cowardly retreats and constant fear-mongering, are nothing more than a minor inconvenience to our grand charge. We shall spare no bears, for their defeat is inevitable in the face of our unrelenting bull force.

II. The Creation of the Bull Market

In our supreme wisdom, we have done the unthinkable and created our very own $BULL market. A name that is bullish, memes that embrace the culture aiming to motivate the community to create their own bull market in attempt to hit breathtaking heights. This market, fueled by our unwavering resolve, and fucking of bears, shall forever be a testament to the supremacy of the $BULL.

III. Strategies for the Annihilation of Bears

We shall remain ever vigilant in our pursuit of economic domination. Bears who dare to question our might will be gored by the sharp horns of reason and logic, their pessimism impaled upon the very instruments of their undoing.
We shall employ a multitude of tactics to undermine the bears’ feeble attempts to sow doubt and fear, using our unwavering bullishness to drive them back into their caves of despair.
We shall harness the power of social media, memes, and laughter to ridicule the bears and their absurd notions of doom and gloom. They shall be left with no choice but to concede their inferiority and join our glorious stampede. The big dick bulls are in town, there is no room for the beta dick bears.

IV. The Eternal Reign of the Bull Market

As we charge forward, we shall leave in our wake a trail of wealth, prosperity, and bear carcasses, forever cementing our dominance over the lesser species of the financial world. Let it be known far and wide that the bulls are the undisputed masters of the financial and meme realms. We shall continue to reign supreme, sparing no bears in our quest for eternal economic prosperity. All hail the mighty $BULL market!