I bought my husband a book about stretching because he needs it, and calling it a Valentine’s Day…
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My husband has this obsession with litter in our neighborhood and is always talking about how he wants a trash picking up stick thing so he can start his hobby as the Litter Getter (he also envisions that people will join him and he’ll start a Litter Getter Gang.) So I happened to be logged into his Amazon account and saw a litter getter he had thought about getting so I went ahead and bought it and then I realized he got it close enough to the day to be considered a Valentine’s Gift. Very romantic.

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