Names for Bands I’ll Never Start (4)

Black Hermione
Spite House
Disappointingly Phallic
Oddly Victorian
Better Don’t
The Dildo Midden
Tears and Traction 
Militant Brooder
Pride and Percocet
Minoan Taco
Technical Prostitution
The Attractive Cousins
Pork Deficit

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