Names for Bands That I’ll Never Start (3)

Platonically Nude
Team Building Exercise Injury
Hard Nubbin
Warm Breeze of Distraction
How Do You Think I Got This Belt Buckle?
Lassoing a Unicorn
Did You Mean Ducking?
Odd Behavior
Wide Taint
The Wyoming Matter
Closet Fart
Some Kind of Something
Preemptive No
Nursing Home Bookie

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