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Ashley Byrd

Well, it's official…I hate you. I write comedy & stuff that makes you want to cut yourself.

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    A Line Away 

    by: Ashley Byrd Awhile back I went to an N.A. meeting, just to go, I wasn’t itching or anything. I had found one near my house and went from time to time. Sitting in that room, years clean, listening to all those poor bastard’s sob stories. I felt so far away from them. I couldn’t relate. I was so far away. They were addicts. When it came my turn to speak I preached about “wanting to get sober” and “being stronger than the drug… being stronger than you are today…” I talked about God and having faith, how He…
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    Castles in the Sand 

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      A Perfect Circle 

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        Side Effects 

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