Questions about Tinder
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read
Why do all of the Tinder-Bots live 24 miles away and go to New York University? Do they all work at Facebook? Why are they all skinny bohemian models? Why do they use the washed out fashion filter on their photos? Why are they 420 friendly? Why do they send malicious links just after exchanging pleasantries? Why are they so damn forward?
Why do the non-Tinder-Bots all drink whiskey? Are all of them nurses and or single mothers? Why can’t you figure out which person they are in the group photos? Why aren’t they 420 friendly? Do they all want to pet your dog but have nothing to do with you? Are they all in it for the free Chipotle? Do they all like Zoolander?
I don’t know.
