Six signs you might just be a FUCKING traitor

1. Your last name rhymes with “McWhonnell.”

2. Your first name rhymes with “bitch.”

3. You’re the senior senator from a state strongly associated with horse-racing and whisky.

4. You receive conclusive evidence from multiple intelligence sources about a foreign power’s ongoing attempts to cherry-pick the Commander-in-Chief it likes.

5. Then you cover that evidence up and tell others to do the same.

6. Then your wife gets a Cabinet post and you get very, very quiet.

Unidentified asshole who may or may not have committed treason.

If it is not TREASON to support a hostile foreign power’s attempts to manipulate our electoral process and install the President of the United States it likes, what is?