Is That…Is That Piss On My Pyjamas? 2017, NovemberTime goes on and so too do my firstborn’s skills and abilities develop. Indeed, with every passing moment of these autumnal days I see him…Dec 1, 2017Dec 1, 2017
Child and Error — F**k You, Monitors!Technology. The very brink of human endeavours. The pinnacle of our accomplishments as an evolving species, the drive that advanced us from…Nov 10, 2017Nov 10, 2017
Child and Error — Daddy Nearly Burnt the House DownSo yeah. Turns out I’m not as good with microwaves as I thought. Either that or I should be banned from baby food pouches. They’re…Nov 9, 2017Nov 9, 2017
Child and Error — BatDad vs SuperBaby: Dance of JusticeMy son is a year old. I have allowed this information to sink in long enough — in fact, like any good parent, I’ve been wallowing in my son…Oct 30, 2017Oct 30, 2017
Week 51 — The Torment of StrangersI went out for another walk with the kid — I know, two in two weeks? That’s outrageous! It’s almost like I want him to see what The Outside…Sep 16, 2017Sep 16, 2017
Week 50 — Daddy’s Personal SpaceMonday marked a special anniversary for our little family: it was precisely one year since my wife set sail on maternity leave, capsized…Sep 9, 2017Sep 9, 2017
Week 49 — Sleep Crawling? Is That A Thing?I might be confused about this one. Ummmm…Sep 2, 2017Sep 2, 2017