I’m going to set myself free on the Thai beaches and among the youth in the hostels. I’m gonna meet friends for life and maybe even a nice lady, you catch my drift dude? Just kidding. I plan on finding myself, man, before I even begin to think about long term relationship stuff. See, dude, the goal here is for me to like, explore the world, man. I need to figure out what I’m doing with my life. I just got out of college and I need to figure out what my passion is. That’s why I’m starting my journey in Thailand. I need to let it all loose before I got over to Cambodia, and then on to the hills of China. You see how that works, man, man?
What else am I going to do? Sit here and what? FIND A JOB? Are you kidding me? Me? In a cubicle? Nah, man, dude, like that’s just like, NOT what I want to be doing with my life, man, MAN, man, I don’t want that no sir.
Oh no man it’s like…it’s my GRADUATION GIFT. I DESERVE THIS MONEY. I deserve to spend it how I want to spend it.
At this point Joshua makes a noise almost like he’s about to blow air from his weazy lungs into a inner tube of some red color.
MAN WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? Dude like I spent over 5 years slaving away at this piece of paper and now you want me to throw my youth at a corporation? Nah brah, dude, not going to happen.
Yeah so like I was saying I’m going to Thailand. I’m going to land in Bangkok and get my cock banged, knawadimesayin?
Nah bro but for real, I’m going to discover myself. I’m going to find myself. I’m going to figure out what it is I want to DO with my life. I’m going to live amongst other fellow youths traveling the country. I’m going to sit on the beach and just let myself THINK for once. You know what I mean, man?
Nah man a traditional career choice definitely does not fit me man. I’m an other type of person. I’m more of a free spirit. I need to do things differently than other people. Yeah man I was looking this up 0nline and I found this personality test. It said I should be a ski instructor. Are you kidding me? Why would I want to teach snot nozed kids how to ski all day? Fuck that shit man. That’s why I need to like, discover what my TRUE personality is, while I’m on those warm beaches talking to new people far far away from this corporate world of materialism and consumerism. You don’t know what it’s like in Thailand dude. That’s like…real life. They don’t have the same mentality we do here. I saw on the internet an article about the Thai party scene man, they just like LIVE IT UP you know?
Yeah so anyway that’s why there’s no convincing me otherwise. I’m going and that’s final.
When I get back I’ll have it all figured out dude. I’ll probably be a completely different person. And Christa? Yeah she won’t even recognize me man. I’ll be a completely better person than her and she’ll be so fucking jealous of how much I found my true passion.