Alexa! What’s The Weather?

He asks
about the
weather
of all 
things
I only
want to 
know
the temperature

Are we warm
are we hot
is it freezing
are we off?
Is it humid
rainy or wet?
Are we 90 
degrees
or are we
going to freeze?

I asked 
what our
temperature
currently was
his final 
answer is
I am 
90 degrees
to him hot

Are we warm
are we hot
is it freezing
are we off?
Is it humid
rainy or wet?
Are we 90
degrees
or are we
going to
flash flood?

Sometimes it’s
snowing
and sometimes
there’s freezing
rain 
and then sleet
Watch out 
for the 
black ice
it can be
deadly you see

Are we warm
are we hot
is it freezing
are we off?
Is it humid
rainy or wet?
Are we 90
degrees
or are we
going to melt?

What is 
your temp?
May I 
take it?
Will you lie
about this
as well?
Alexa never
lies but
she will

Are we on?
Are we off?
Are we
lights out?
I never know
so daily
I ask:
“Alexa!
What’s the weather?”
She knows the temp
saying
“Today it’s going
to scorch!”

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