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Caleb Coy

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Send Us Only Your Best Work; We Are Not A Paying Market

You will get two free copies, though

Sep 23, 2024

Send Us Only Your Best Work; We Are Not A Paying Market

Sep 23, 2024

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I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

My policy makes perfect cents

Apr 8, 2024

I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

Apr 8, 2024

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I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Please don’t recommend my book, I beg you

Aug 24, 2023

I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Aug 24, 2023

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Slackjaw

Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Excuse me miss: You are so brave and quiet I forget you are attractive.

Jul 12, 2022

Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Jul 12, 2022

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Diet Trends You Haven’t Tried Yet and Probably Shouldn’t

Desperate times call for desperate portions

Jul 3

Empty plate with unhappy face.

Jul 3

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Frazzled

The Travels of Little Marco After Bedtime

A recording of a toddler’s body once asleep

Jul 2

a sleeping child with googly eyes

Jul 2

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Civil Politics

History of the U.S.-Iran War: Part 18

Excerpt from a future history book

Jun 25

a map of the world with red zones indicating nuclear strikes

Jun 25

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MuddyUm

I Know The History of Wu-Tang Clan, But Please Don’t Ask Me What The Lyrics Of Their Songs Are

Protect ya neck, homie

Jun 3

Two white males in hip hop gear gesturing with gang signs.

Jun 3

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Civil Politics

Our New MAGA Double Standards Are Common Sense

Anything Else is Trump Derangement Syndrome

Jun 2

A man with a child holds a sign that says “Make America Think Again”

Jun 2

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Frazzled

Quiz: Am I Watching a Daycare Nanny Cam Or a Barn Cam?

Check the feed, take the quiz

May 27

Photo of three dark colored pigs peeking out from under a pen fence.

May 27

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy is a humorist and freelance writer from Virginia. Work in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, elsewhere. Follow @CalebCoyGuard

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