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Caleb Coy

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Send Us Only Your Best Work; We Are Not A Paying Market

You will get two free copies, though

Sep 23, 2024

Send Us Only Your Best Work; We Are Not A Paying Market

Sep 23, 2024

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I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

My policy makes perfect cents

Apr 8, 2024

I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

Apr 8, 2024

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I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Please don’t recommend my book, I beg you

Aug 24, 2023

I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Aug 24, 2023

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Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Excuse me miss: You are so brave and quiet I forget you are attractive.

Jul 12, 2022

Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Jul 12, 2022

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Pope Announces The Liturgical Candy Year

A calendar of religion and sugar.

Nov 7

Someone taking eucharist from a priest, and saying “trick or treat”

Nov 7

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I’m A Medieval Commoner Excited To Shout At Someone Being Executed

I don’t even know what they did

Nov 6

I’m A Medieval Commoner Excited To Shout At Someone Being Executed

Nov 6

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I’m MAGA and I Totally Get Lord Of The Rings

Gimme that ring of power!

Nov 5

a gold ring on black marble

Nov 5

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Only A Couple More Episodes To Go Watching Me, The Show You’re Pretending To Enjoy

Are you still watching?

Oct 31

Only A Couple More Episodes To Go Watching Me, The Show You’re Pretending To Enjoy

Oct 31

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I’m Bram Stoker And Coming Out As Pro Vaccine

I Rose From the Dead To Tell You

Oct 24

A red hardback copy of Dracular on red velvet.

Oct 24

Leaked Texts From The Sons of Jacob Group Chat Before The Dawn of Gilead

A Handmaid’s Commander’s Tale

Oct 16

Leaked Texts From The Sons of Jacob Group Chat Before The Dawn of Gilead

Oct 16

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy is a humorist and freelance writer from Virginia. Work in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, elsewhere. Follow @CalebCoyGuard

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