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I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.
A Kansas City-based writer and strategist, Jessica once failed a personality test to become a loan officer and can't fold a fitted sheet to save her life.
if you ever fall off the sears tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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Product Designer & UX Architect that tends to listen to music in alphabetical order
I write a lot about cancer, but I try to be lighthearted about it. I currently reside in Chicago. I have a dog. Her name is Lola... L-O-L-A, Lola.
so it goes.
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