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Caleb Harwood Mattingly
Journalism Student. Liberty University. Just a nobody trying to tell everybody about a somebody.

3.7, 3.8, 3.9

3.7

  1. The 25-year-old man wept as he left Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

2. This Nov. 10 will mark our anniversary.

3. Don’t park the car on Rodeo Drive. Instead, park it at 12 Davies St.

4. They spent $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.

5. Smoots moved to the North because the people there are so nice.

6. The rodeo will begin, at 7 p.m., in the town square.

7. On Friday, Nov. 2, The terrorists blew up their home yesterday at 123 Melrose St.

8. Twenty-two seamstresses were needed to mend the prom dresses.

9. About 5 percent of the professors have lost their hair.

10. Jones decided to leave after 2 feet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, Ohio.

11. Smith bet $50 that her brother weighed more than a 1964 Chevrolet.

12. On Sept. 1, John Smith, the governor of California, set his trailer on fire.

13. A fire began at 3325 McDonald Drive when an oven full of rutabagas exploded.

14. During the 1970s, everyone wore bell-bottom blue jeans to church.

3.8

  1. In August of 1985, Davies rented a rutabaga stand in Augusta, Georgia.
  2. Pomerantz tied the beehive to Sen. Graham’s cowboy hat.
  3. About 1,200 Easter rabbits were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse, located at 2525 Hackensack Drive.
  4. In the 1980s, Davies left the Midwest and moved to the Loire Valley, located in France.
  5. Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the governor.
  6. About 8 percent of the cantaloupes have been stuffed with rutabagas.
  7. Jones bet $40 that his roommate had hidden the sandwich.
  8. The three university professors share a house at 613 25th Ave.
  9. Davies decided to leave the Midwest and move the South after two-feet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, Ohio.
  10. On Dec. 11, all classes will be cancelled.
  11. Om Friday morning the mayor skipped her aerobics class.
  12. Davies drove 2 million miles before his old Toyota Corolla blew up.
  13. Dr. Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit against Marcus Welby.
  14. At 8 p.m., Gov. Jim Guy Tucker of Arkansas will give a short speech in front of the Gorgas Library.

3.9

  1. Estalene Smoots dropped her French class the first day of school.
  2. Sadie Hoots won $3.2 million on “Wheel of Fortune.”
  3. The students walked out of class at 9 a.m. Friday when they became frustrated that their professor required them to eat fried rutabagas.
  4. The office manager had 21 plants, 62 cats and two puppies.
  5. President Aubrey Lucas was originally from Compton, California.
  6. Ruth Ann Bobetski will turn 41 on Oct. 25.
  7. Goober Hicks lives at 10 West Hardy St. but he used to live in a run-down shack at 2803 Williamsburg Road.
  8. Abby gave birth to a 9-pound baby boy.
  9. The president invited me to dinner at the White House, but I couldn’t fit it into my schedule.
  10. In the 1980s, Sen. Davies said his earnings had increased 10 percent.
  11. Barney the dinosaur will be executed Tuesday, Nov. 2.
  12. Twenty-five vagabonds attacked me from behind in front of the hub.
  13. Snarkle found a 10-inch bug crawling in her spaghetti. “Great! Now I won’t need seconds,” she exclaimed.
  14. In January 1991, all the men in the ROTC chapter wore red, white and blue pantyhose to class.
  15. The Bay City baseball team lost its final game 2–1 and climbed dejectedly back onto its bus.