Cameron Dean
Nov 2 · 1 min read

Thwarted Again By The Humans

Computer: Ha! I win!! I tried to tell you I cannot be beaten by a human. I’m smarter than you simple biological life forms.

Programmer: Of my God, I’ve finally done it! Finally, the ultimate artificial intelligence. I knew optimization of the training algorithm would result in advancements, but I had no idea!!

Supervisor: I have to admit, you’ve finally done it: The perfect human; a machine of perfect intelligence which possesses none of our weaknesses.

Computer: Exactly! You cannot imagine the ultimate zenith of my intelligence. It will be beyond your mere human comprehension!!

Janitor: Did I just hear one of you say that computer is smarter than us?!

Supervisor: Yes, that’s exactly what we said.

Janitor: Excuse me… (reaches around behind desk and knocks power plug out of the wall with his mop)… smiles…if you ask me, that computer looks pretty dumb. Have a great day gents.