1. The first annual Rutabaga Eating Contest was canceled because of averse weather.
  2. It’s nto alright to drink an excess of beer before going to the football game.
  3. Like Einstein said, “All knowledge is relative.”
  4. The state capital of LA is located at 3722 Dagwood Road.
  5. The mayor refused to go along with the city council vote. “I descent.” he stated.
  6. Madonna certainly has a flare for fashion. She always wears expensive outfits.
  7. The bomb totally destroyed Seneator Kitsmoot’s birdcage.
  8. My bright green Chevrolet, which is in the garage, needs a new transmission.
  9. Knopke’s hilarious joke illicited laghter from the Midville city council.
  10. Jones laid on the floor waiting for the job interview to begin.
  11. Horowitz, an Ethics major, vowed never to compromise his principles.
  12. At the end of the book report, Haynes sited the World Book as a source.


  1. The twenty-five year old man wept as he left Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
  2. This November 10 will mark out anniversary.
  3. Don’t park the car on Rodea Drive. Instead, park it at 12 Davies Street.
  4. They spent 130 dlllars to buy a new set of nose rings.
  5. Smoots moved to the North because the people there are so nice.
  6. At 7 p.m. this evening, the rodeo will begin in the town square.
  7. Yesterday, the terrorists blew up their home at 123 Melrose Street.
  8. 22 seamstresses were needed to mend the prom dresses.
  9. About 5% of the professors have lost their hair.
  10. After 2 feet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, Ohio Jones decided to leave.
  11. Miss Smith bet $50 that her brother weighed more than a 1964 Chevy.
  12. John Smith, the governor of California, set his trailer on fire September 1.
  13. A fire began at 3325 McDonald Drive when an oven full of rutabagas exploded.
  14. During the 1970’s, everyone wore bell bottom blue cheans to church.


  1. In August, 1985, Davies rented a rutabaga stand in Augusta, Georgia.
  2. Pomerantz tied the beehive to Senator Gramm’s cowboy hat.
  3. About 1200 Easter rabbits were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse, located at 2525 Hackensack Drive.
  4. In the 1980’s, Davies left the midwest and move to the Loire Valley in France.
  5. Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the governor.
  6. About 8% of the canteloupes have been stuffed with rutabagas.
  7. Jones bet $40 that his roomate had hidden the sandwich.
  8. The three university professors share a house at 613 25th Avenue.
  9. After two feet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, Ohio, Davies decided to leave the Midwest and move to the South.
  10. On December 11 all classes will be cancelled.
  11. Yesterday morning the mayor skipper her aerobics class.
  12. Davies drove two million miles in his old Toyota Corolla before it blew up.
  13. Dr. Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit against Marcus Welby.
  14. At 8 p.m. in the evening, Governor Jim Guy Tucker of Arkansas will give a short speech in front of the Gorgas library.
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