Dear Ted, (I’m assuming I can call you Ted)…
I think the force is with you, and in short order, you will experience great luck and fortune… however, Louis C.K. may or may not be a part of it. I’m not a fortune teller, just someone that wishes you great prosperity and 6 more years to review everything else in the world that you have missed.
Now a follower,
(Yes, you may call me Camille).*