This is Ditto the cat. He eats kibble but prefers tuna. His woman, Marianne, only give it to him with pills hidden in it once in awhile. Ditto spits out the pills. He waits until Marianne turns her back. Ditto caught a fly once in midair and swallowed it. It tasted awful but made Ditto feel like a beast. Ditto sleeps in a cat pod. He never goes outside. But he knows if he did, those chipmunks would NEVER congregate under the birdfeeder.

Marianne is getting fat. Ditto thinks there might be something moving inside her stomach. And when it comes out, it won’t be a kitten. And Ditto will hate it.

Molly D. Campbell

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