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Cara MarinoLeaked Transcript of Neil Armstrong’s Draft of His “Moon Speech”On July 20, 1969, American astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first human being to walk on the moon. He recorded a brainstorm of what his…Jul 20, 2020Jul 20, 2020
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Cara MarinoinThe Belladonna ComedyQuiz: Is he ghosting you, or is he just Hamlet’s dead father?Dating in the modern world can be so complicated. One minute, you’re vibing, the next, he seems distant and unavailable. And then…Jun 2, 2020Jun 2, 2020
Cara MarinoinTheSassholeMy Aha! Moment: MATERNITY PANTS ARE THE ANSWER TO MY LATE NIGHT COOKIE BINGESEvery night, when my feelings would become too much to bear, I would eat them, usually in the form of a Chips Ahoy cookie, or an…Aug 2, 2019Aug 2, 2019
Cara MarinoinTheSassholeOP-ED: CAN WE GO OUTSIDE?Can we go outside? Can we go outside? What was that? What fucking was that? I better bark. I’m barking. Can we go outside? I’m hungry. Can…Aug 1, 2019Aug 1, 2019