Published inThe Belladonna ComedyGet Your Hot-Shit #Winemom Tumblers in My Bangin’ Etsy StoreThese tumblers may contain BPA’s because sometimes there’s a price for hot-shit tumblers and that price is cancer.May 25, 2023A response icon13May 25, 2023A response icon13
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Matt Gaetz thrills Congress to spontaneous acapella of “I Touch Myself” during tense voting for…Jan 6, 2023A response icon1Jan 6, 2023A response icon1
Leaked Transcript of Neil Armstrong’s Draft of His “Moon Speech”On July 20, 1969, American astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first human being to walk on the moon. He recorded a brainstorm of what his…Jul 20, 2020Jul 20, 2020
Published inSlackjawData From Star Trek Writes ClickbaitAnd You Will Not Comprehend Numeral 4Jun 9, 2020A response icon3Jun 9, 2020A response icon3
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyQuiz: Is he ghosting you, or is he just Hamlet’s dead father?Dating in the modern world can be so complicated. One minute, you’re vibing, the next, he seems distant and unavailable. And then…Jun 2, 2020Jun 2, 2020
Published inTheSassholeMy Aha! Moment: MATERNITY PANTS ARE THE ANSWER TO MY LATE NIGHT COOKIE BINGESEvery night, when my feelings would become too much to bear, I would eat them, usually in the form of a Chips Ahoy cookie, or an…Aug 2, 2019Aug 2, 2019
Published inTheSassholeOP-ED: CAN WE GO OUTSIDE?Can we go outside? Can we go outside? What was that? What fucking was that? I better bark. I’m barking. Can we go outside? I’m hungry. Can…Aug 1, 2019Aug 1, 2019
