I Called A Disgusting Plus-Sized Woman Beautiful But She Still Didn’t Blow Me
Ellie Guzman

This is comedy platinum.

It did take me back to the time I dumped a strawberry margarita on a douche canoe’s head, because he was just as annoying as Mister Iwannabj. I loved this — such satire is good for the soul!

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