Congratulations Cards for Vicky Pattison as Fans Think She Might Be Engaged from cardshit.com
It wouldn’t be like the public to jump the gun, now would it? However, we’re in no doubt that more than a few fans have probably already sent reality star Vicky Pattison congratulations cards after eagle eyed Twitter users spotted some engagement cards in the background of one of Vicky’s pictures online this week.
The Geordie Shore star, who is honestly just famous for simply existing had a pretty rough Valentine’s Day after being in hospital with a mystery illness (we’re pretty sure it was just the flu, what a pussy), and after posting a seemingly innocent photograph of her recovering at home with some soup and a film, the engagement and congratulations cards were spotted in the background by fans online. Do people really have nothing better to do? I mean, get a hobby!
From the photograph that was posted on Twitter, it doesn’t look like any of these engagement or congratulations cards were one of our rude “#congratufuckinglations” range, but we reckon that if Vicky was engaged, that’s definitely the card she would go for. With her filthy mouth and brash personality, Vicky would more than likely be up for a bit of naughty potty mouthed fun. Wey aye, man!
No matter how hard Geordie Shore fans have hoped, nothing else has come from these engagement rumours, except for the fact that a few hours after the tweet, Vicky announced that her boyfriend of a few months John Nobel was definitely “the one”, she also told the Daily Star on Sunday that “He’s the one I will settle down with and marry”, which all sounds very sweet, until she followed it up by saying that she doesn’t want kids because they “get on her tits”, before noting “Just because they’ve had the privilege of popping out of her fanny doesn’t mean she’s going to love them for it. She’ll probably be too angry about everything else.”
After a bit of internet sleuthing, a few of our “Sorry I’m a Cunt”and “Sorry I’m a Twat” sorry cards may be in order, as Vicky’s sister Laura became engaged six weeks ago, so the snap could have been taken in her house instead. It must be pretty creepy receiving congratulations cards from fans for your non-existent engagement. Nothing like a gentle reminder that you’re still waiting on that proposal, eh? Aw well, I guess it will be some time before the loved-up pair will be celebrating their wedding anniversary. However, when the time for that comes, we would guess that Vicky might go for our selection of mildly offensive anniversary cards too!
