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PinnedGraeme CareyinSlackjawI Quit Drinking Coffee And I’ve Never Felt Better, Except For When I Drank CoffeeI honestly feel bad for those who still worship at the altar of The Almighty Bean.Jun 12, 202322Jun 12, 202322
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Graeme CareyinSlackjawI’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New LookWas there a vote I wasn’t aware of?2d ago72d ago7
Graeme CareyinSlackjawIt’s Crazy To Think That Everyone (Except Me) Is Going To Die SomedayDeath just isn’t for me.Sep 182Sep 182
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Graeme CareyinSlackjawHere At Farmer Drummond’s Pumpkin Patch, We’ve Got Way Too Many Goddamn PumpkinsFor the love of God, please take as many of these unholy orange bastards off our hands as you can possibly manage.Oct 25, 20215Oct 25, 20215
Graeme CareyinSlackjawWhat To Do If You Encounter A Coyote — Namely, Longtime Ken Burns Film Narrator Peter CoyoteDo not approach or attempt to pet Peter Coyote.May 13, 202113May 13, 202113
Graeme CareyinSlackjawMy Guided Meditation Will Help You Achieve Enlightenment And Give You Exclusive Access To My…For just $600 a month, in addition to daily meditations, you’ll be given exclusive access to my timeshare in the Finger LakesApr 20, 20211Apr 20, 20211
Graeme CareyinSlackjawYou’ll Never Escape From My Inescapable Prison, So Please Stop TryingIn the history of this institution, no one has ever come close to escaping, though many have tried. I’m talking a lot of attempts.Mar 8, 20211Mar 8, 20211