THE LOTTERY

  • -What-ery is the lottery
  • -Have you ever won
  • -No I have not-ery
  • -Well when do you play
  • -I play every day
  • -Well why do you that
  • -Well why do you think
  • -Is it that you want mink
  • -Why no sir — I’m an animal activist
  • -Well then — do you want a diamond
  • - No sir — I prefer a crystal
  • -Well then — are you wanting filet mignon
  • -How can you say that
  • -You know I’m a vegetarian
  • -A mansion perhaps
  • -No sir — I love my tent
  • -Actually my heart is quite content
  • -Well why then do you play-ery the lottery
  • -The real reason sir is that I love to play alot