How to jack up your algorithm with the Super Millionaire Influencers — Hey! Have you ever wanted to screw up your Google, Youtube, and Amazon ads so thoroughly that they will never, ever recover and you’ll be stuck watching bros flexing in front of Lambos for the rest of your natural life? Yes, you say? My god, doesn’t everyone, you say? Silly…

What, Why, and How — Oh my god, you guys. Have you ever logged into Teachable and been deeply unprepared for the physical (digital) proof of your Shiny Object Syndrome? Cause that is me, right now. WHAT is Shiny Object Syndrome? Shiny Object Syndrome, for those of you blessed not to know what it is through painful and expensive personal…

A Reminder When Things Get Difficult — My friends, being a writer is — shock, gasp, clutch pearls — not easy. You’re sitting down and thinking, and arranging the thoughts, and oh incidentally vomiting out pieces of your soul for other people to examine. Potentially critically. There are times when you will not want to write. And…

God bless Medium writers. You are magnificent bundles of awesome. — Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken goddamn wanted to, mind your own business. (Is that how that riddle should go) Anyway. Angelfish, I have had a realization. …

Focus on what matters — Angelfish! I have blood dripping out my nose, I can’t bend forward, and I haven’t washed my hair in three days. And holy shit, I think I just had a conceptual awakening. Sprinting On The Hamster Wheel of Life Have you ever been entirely conscious that you’re just spinning your wheels, but have had no idea how…

Seriously, it’s important — Okay, so. I had nose surgery on Tuesday (to help me breathe better, I still look the same). And here, my lovebugs, is where Today’s Life Lesson comes in: ASK. ALL. THE. QUESTIONS. BEFORE. GOING. IN. FOR. SURGERY. Cause my bro, I WILDLY did not understand what I was getting…

Society seems to think so — My loves, I have a question for you: When was the last time you said, “eff it, I’m taking care of myself”? The last time that you saw the Things That Needed To Get Done, the Many Many Great Expectations and said, “yeah…no” and bundled yourself into a blanket? If…

And tell you to Do The Thing — “Well, dammit.” -Me Approximately 15 seconds ago, I was staring at my phone, scrolling through Medium (as one does). And I happened upon a writer who I really like but hadn’t read much of in the past months, because I’ve been on a Medium mini-break. His name is Ayodeji Awosika…

Apparently, I’m supposed to be omnipotent *facepalm* — There’s a saying that goes, “if you don’t have your health, you don’t have anything.” The evil Count in The Princess Bride quoted it, actually. And the further I go through life, the more I realize how incredibly true it is. I’ve gotten my life back after a serious illness…