Carlie McGuireHow About We Don’t Touch Reporters?<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Check out this jerk smacking a <a…Dec 9, 2019Dec 9, 2019
Carlie McGuireSiesta KeyCap S2. Ep 7 “Steak Me Home Tonight”It’s been a minute since I’ve had time to give my thoughts on Siesta Key. But this week’s episode was just “WTF” enough to warrant a quick…Mar 3, 2019Mar 3, 2019
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S2. Ep 4 “You’re half-deaf, half-rude and mostly stupid.”Here’s the thing. I watch Siesta Key as if I’m watching a soap opera, I don’t believe anything is real, I don’t care if Alex or MTV paid…Feb 9, 2019Feb 9, 2019
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S2. Ep 3. Let Juliette manage her Pure Barre in peace!It’s bizarre for me to think about Siesta Key episodes having a “theme” let alone one that deals with class warfare, but here we are. It’s…Jan 30, 2019Jan 30, 2019
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S2 Ep 2. Be a good boyfriend and say something mean to her.Picking up right where we left off — with Pauly punching Jared in the head while he has Alex in a headlock. It’s a mess, the fight ends…Jan 23, 2019Jan 23, 2019
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S3 Ep. 1 These people need to read Emily PostTurn up the Carly Rae Jepsen, and dream of warmer days — Siesta Key is back! As always, the timeline of this show is wildly unclear to me…Jan 23, 2019Jan 23, 2019
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S1A Ep 6: Because Paige Finally Had to do Something Mildly InterestingNot too much happens in terms of “plot” this week, but a lot of absurd crap takes place over the hour, so I’ll just countdown the top 10…Feb 27, 2018Feb 27, 2018
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S1A Ep5: Could Bradisson be over? (Please God, yes)After weeks of everyone piling on Juliette for getting back together with chronic-cheater Alex, it’s nice to see someone else winning the…Feb 20, 2018Feb 20, 2018
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S1A Ep4: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there’s nothing you can do.IN NEW YAWKKKKKKKK.Feb 8, 2018Feb 8, 2018