Carlie McGuireHow About We Don’t Touch Reporters?<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Check out this jerk smacking a <a…5 min read·Dec 9, 2019----
Carlie McGuireSiesta KeyCap S2. Ep 7 “Steak Me Home Tonight”It’s been a minute since I’ve had time to give my thoughts on Siesta Key. But this week’s episode was just “WTF” enough to warrant a quick…5 min read·Mar 3, 2019----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S2. Ep 4 “You’re half-deaf, half-rude and mostly stupid.”Here’s the thing. I watch Siesta Key as if I’m watching a soap opera, I don’t believe anything is real, I don’t care if Alex or MTV paid…5 min read·Feb 9, 2019----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S2. Ep 3. Let Juliette manage her Pure Barre in peace!It’s bizarre for me to think about Siesta Key episodes having a “theme” let alone one that deals with class warfare, but here we are. It’s…5 min read·Jan 30, 2019----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S2 Ep 2. Be a good boyfriend and say something mean to her.Picking up right where we left off — with Pauly punching Jared in the head while he has Alex in a headlock. It’s a mess, the fight ends…5 min read·Jan 23, 2019----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S3 Ep. 1 These people need to read Emily PostTurn up the Carly Rae Jepsen, and dream of warmer days — Siesta Key is back! As always, the timeline of this show is wildly unclear to me…5 min read·Jan 23, 2019----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S1A Ep 6: Because Paige Finally Had to do Something Mildly InterestingNot too much happens in terms of “plot” this week, but a lot of absurd crap takes place over the hour, so I’ll just countdown the top 10…5 min read·Feb 27, 2018----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S1A Ep5: Could Bradisson be over? (Please God, yes)After weeks of everyone piling on Juliette for getting back together with chronic-cheater Alex, it’s nice to see someone else winning the…4 min read·Feb 20, 2018----
Carlie McGuireSiesta Keycap S1A Ep4: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there’s nothing you can do.IN NEW YAWKKKKKKKK.5 min read·Feb 8, 2018----