J.Lo and Meryl Streep’s Blossoming Yet Sometimes Reluctant Friendship

MERYL WHERE R U??

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R U @ ELTON’S OR Vanity Fair???!!! still posing for pixx . . . should be @VF soon . . .

Lemmie kno if u changed ur dress, so i can find u bettR

BTS. Elton’s is a pity party, you know that. -Meryl Streep

WHAT???????? @VF???

Be there soon. -Meryl Streep

Okie Dokie!! Common (MLK rapper) wants 2 meet u. want me 2 get u a drink? wait iz pretti long . . . :0

Martini, please. Thanks. -Meryl Streep

Do u lyk oliveS???!!!

Yes, but only on this joyous occasion. Every year since 2011, they let them sit in Jennifer Lawrence blood for two weeks. Don’t tell anyone that. She doesn’t know about it, but she eats them. ALL OF THEM. -Meryl Streep

Wow, we r bffs. #feminism #secrets #fastfriends. U should come 2 the Bronx where i grew up!!!! ull fit rite in

Sure. -Meryl Streep

RLY??? OH MY GAHHHHD! WHERE R U? Miss u grl!

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OMG!!! Hahaha remember 2 seconds when I was lyk WHERE R U???? and u were right behind me and u poked my butt with ur cobra staff?? haha u r SOOO funny u gotta meet my kidz

Remember when you were engaged to Ben Affleck? Ha. -Meryl Streep

I know we r bffs but plz hakuna matata wanna dance

Yes. Let’s make Eddie Redmayne forget he has a wife, while we make me forget that he’s British. -Meryl Streep

Wait r u racist against ppl from London???

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Meryl wtf??????????? that shit is weird grl!!!! secret safe w/ me

Let’s make Channing Tatum grind on me MAGIC MIKE STYLE all nite and let’s make me go up 2 Ben Affleck 2 ask if jennifer garnier fructis gets paid the same as him #SHOWHIMWHOISBOSS #GIRLSAREBOSS #BRONXBOSS #BRONXBITCH

he’ll b so surprised when ur by my side!!!!!!! #bffs

I’m giving my phone to my servants now. #BronxBitch -Meryl Streep

Okie dokie! My servant, Pitbull, went to Elton’s ☹

Before i 4get i need 2 tell u something i never told any1 b4. for years i honestly thought my ex-husband Marc Anthony was the one who worked with Caesar