Carrie WittmerSome guy told me to smile more and I SMILED MORE and my life is amazing!I mean, AHHH-mazing!Jan 28, 20205Jan 28, 20205
Carrie WittmerCongrats! You’re Trapped Inside My Thigh GapIt’s smooth in here!Jan 17, 2020Jan 17, 2020
Carrie WittmerEXCLUSIVE: Your Favorite Male Directors Name Their Favorite Female DirectorsThe results are …. predictable!Mar 8, 2019Mar 8, 2019
Carrie WittmerUnsolicited Job Advice for a Laid-Off Journalist From Some Guy in their Twitter MentionsLEARN TO CODE.Jan 31, 2019Jan 31, 2019
Carrie WittmerDirector, Actor, Writer and Singer Bradley Cooper Reviews Makeup Wipes on his YouTube ChannelHey guyyyyyyys, welcome to my channel!Oct 5, 20181Oct 5, 20181
Carrie WittmerDaily Itinerary: Life in New York City on a $0 salaryIt’s harder than it looks.Jul 17, 20182Jul 17, 20182
Carrie WittmerLet Me Explain Why Asian Characters, Minorities and Women Don't Belong In Star WarsStar Wars belongs to me, so I use my brilliant words that are essentially and quite literally mean comments on the internet to convey this.Jun 8, 20182Jun 8, 20182
Carrie WittmerA Petition for Bidets on the Death StarWhat can I say? I’m a Stormtrooper with a poopy butt.May 24, 20181May 24, 20181
Carrie WittmerThe Peach from ‘Call Me by Your Name’ Gets Stuck in Ebbing, MissouriYou resolved your sexual tension quickly enough that you didn’t need me for my best purpose.Mar 4, 2018Mar 4, 2018
Carrie WittmerEXCLUSIVE: Your Favorite Male Directors Discuss “Lady Bird”Ron Howard and others have something very ~*powerful*~ to say about the beloved coming of age filmFeb 14, 2018Feb 14, 2018