Casey Horton

I like my wine in a Mason jar.


Rules for a Happier Elevator


Anyone who works in an office building with an elevator knows that this seemingly simple contraption is so often abused and misused. Despite the fact that…


Dear Urban Outfitters…

Way to stay sullen.


I would like to commend you on relaying to your employees the importance of remaining sullen while performing their jobs. I…


Spirit of Halloween’s Website is Wonderfully Weird


Hey, um, your website is pretty weird. Let’s begin with the section called “Articles and How To.” This is an actual sentence from that…


Rules for a Happier Elevator


Anyone who works in an office building with an elevator knows that this seemingly simple contraption is so often abused and misused. Despite the fact that…


Dear WeightWatchers Smart Ones,

Kindly get your shit together.


Hey, you make soup now! That’s good, I guess. But first, some things:

I was pretty pumped to see it was only 60 calories for the whole bowl,but my excitement quickly faded when I realized a whole bowl contains approximately 7.5 bites, depending on the size of your mouth I guess. I know…