10 book titles I might write if I had the time


  1. Dream Eater
    ~ about a spirit who goes around our dreams editing them so we never find out about the magic
  2. Books, Bombs, and Broccoli
  3. Starcentred
  4. The Screams of Chocolate
    ~ in which a child enters the forbidden chocolate room and discovers how delicious it is
  5. Under the Treetops
    ~ a story about tiny fey things that cannot touch the ground yet must be blown away if they go above the trees
  6. Between the Clouds
    ~ the sequel to Under the Treetops
  7. In the Wind
  8. Satinsheened
  9. After the Emperor
    ~ what happened leading up to and after the Emperor’s new clothes
  10. Bluebright


Aaaaaaand “Create about a character with personality traits of someone you love, but the physical characteristics of someone you don’t care for.”

A lady sat reclined on a silver couch, surrounded by perfume and laden pouffes. She saw the girl enter the room and winked, but failed as her other eyelid twitched with the wink. Raising one affluent, weak flabby arm in greeting, she then sank her full weight back down with the strain. The girl spoke.
— Here you are Lady Ayshel, I’ve brought the papers you wanted
— Thanks darling. Would you care for a cup of tea for the two of us as well? I think there may be a couple of spare chocolates left from those bores who were in here before.
— ooh may I?
— Yes, why not.

The girl exited the room to fetch the aforementioned sweetmeats. Behind her, Lady A rested a clammy hand on her ample bosom. She resented this pretty room being used by those sweaty prigs in the Order, but they were in power after all. Best to get the girl knowing this as soon as possible so she could do all possible to reclaim power. Those stuffy men were quite incapable of proving anything worthwile. That pretty face had better learn that as quickly as possible. Oh well. She wouldn’t be the first child to be helped, and they seemed to like learning… Lady A would assist.