‘HHAHSHSHSAHAHAHAHA’ A Poem

Praise Be

Today I got to work at 7am to make graphics for television but everything is sad right now (ie. Political and Social climate) and all the graphics made me angry and tired. Then my computer crashed while I was making a graphic that would eventually be cut. What follows is my story in the form of poetry.

(It has been edited and condensed for print, the full conversation with Ana Breton is provided below)

HHAHSHSHSAHAHAHAHA
[4:04]
I AM DEAD
[4:04]
I HAVE NEVER LIVED
[4:05]
WHAT IS AIR
[4:05]
WHAT IS SKATEBOARD
WHY IS AERODYNAMICS
[4:11]
WHEN DO BIRDS
[4:11]
WHAT IS SNEEEERCH
KIDNEYS ARE FRIENDS
[4:16]
GOLD IS VALUE
[4:16]
LEARN IS BE
KEYS 4 DOORS
[4:18]
KASH 4 KIDS
KARS 4 KIDS
[4:46]
MAKE ME MAD
[4:46]
PROBS GOOD CHARITY
[4:46]
BUT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
[4:46]
KIDS DON’T NEED CARS
[4:46]
KIDS KAN’T DRIVE KARS
[4:48]
KARS 4 DRIVERS
my seltzer is gone
[4:51]
my seltzer is gone
[4:51]
my seltzer is gone.
DO I GET A NEW SELTZER
[4:52]
OR JUST DO AS MY GOD INTENDED
[4:52]
AND DRINK THAT SWEET NECTAR
COCA COLA

Thank you for reading. It healed a bit to write this while I was very busy to someone else that was very busy. As promised, the full conversation, unedited, with Ana Breton’s thoughts:

Ana Breton [4:04 PM] 
wait does this mean you’re free to work now
Cassidy Routh [4:52 PM] 
No i’m writing my poem still
Ana Breton [4:52 PM] 
oh ok
[4:52] 
false alarm
Cassidy Routh [4:55 PM] 
RING RING
[4:56] 
IT’S MY CORPORATE TIES CALLING
[4:56] 
FREE COKE FOR LIFE?
[4:56] 
THANKS\
[4:56] 
ugh IT’S THE COCAINE KIND? OK I GUESS. BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT SWEET NECTAR OF THE GODS I’D PREFER IT
[4:56] 
(am i losing focus here i’m getting more bored and tired)

(this has been edited and condensed as well)

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