Delicate lines holding a tiny Japanese figurine in a furisode next to a tiny dangling abstract shape made out of shells on the passenger visor. A line of metal holds her keys in a circle from which a line of chain holds a little ewok with beady little eyes. One line snakes from a recession at the…

I want this guy to be a small time private eye.

Part 1: The car. Utterly nondescript gray Nissan TSX sedan with beige interior. A little dirt on the outside but it might be new for how clean the interior surfaces are. Like it’s meant to be unnoticeable at night and unmemorable to…

A Cadillac with a baby seat and suspiciously tinted back and rear view windows. I’m told she’s a black widow baby. Bla-bla-black widow, baby, and she’s going to love me until I love her. Now she’s a panda telling me that omg I can order with her online. Aw. And the panda is at the…

A blood red Toyota Tundra truck blares two stickers as I approach: the first is the proud eagle, globe, and anchor insignia of the US…

I’ve been where this driver is. It’s a sleek gun metal gray Toyota sedan and it’s perfect. Perfectly clean, only the barest hint of air…