25 Things I Thought I Would Have by the Time I Turned 25

- beach waves
- hairless asshole
- clean sheets on my bed
- an office w a desk & a boss who wears kitten heels
- groceries???
- a purse
- a kid lol jk
- no zits on my butt
- a blazer hahahahahah
- a FULL SKIRT SUIT
- a bowl
- taste in wine
- even one picture hanging on a wall
- ability to run more than one single mile
- knowledge of how to write a check without googling “how to write a check”
- credit card
- a puppy :)
- ability to end a conversation without just like…walking away
- any control of my temper L0L do not cross me
- bathtub
- know how to make easier to walk up stairs???
- invitations to events that require up-dos & gowns
- a printer
- aN ACADEMY AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- how do u mail something