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Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Trump Farewell: Bidding Adieu to a Fascist

More than three years ago, I, Martha Stewart, brought you my recommendations for hosting a Perfect Impeachment Party. How naive we all were…

Jan 13, 2021

Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Trump Farewell: Bidding Adieu to a Fascist

Jan 13, 2021

Thoughts From My Shower

I took a really long shower today. It was the first one in nearly three days, if I’m being honest. I do my clearest thinking in the shower…

Apr 9, 2020

Thoughts From My Shower

Apr 9, 2020

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Martha’s Stewart’s Guide to an Impeachment Hangover

Is this thing still going on?

Dec 11, 2019

Martha’s Stewart’s Guide to an Impeachment Hangover

Dec 11, 2019

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Martha’s Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party

We want to get it right!

Sep 26, 2019

Martha’s Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party

Sep 26, 2019

The 9–1–1 Transcript of a White Woman Calling to Report a Black Woman Eating Lunch Alone

Operator: 9–1–1. What’s your emergency?

Aug 3, 2018

The 9–1–1 Transcript of a White Woman Calling to Report a Black Woman Eating Lunch Alone

Aug 3, 2018

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Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party

It’s a good thing.

Dec 4, 2017

Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party

Dec 4, 2017

Who Did I Write This Book For?

On September 1st, 2017 I will officially release my first book of essays: The Millennial’s Guide to Getting Your Sh*t Together. I’m…

Aug 17, 2017

Who Did I Write This Book For?

Aug 17, 2017

The Miniature Fridge Caper

An exclusive excerpt from Anthony Scaramucci’s debut novel.

Jul 28, 2017

The Miniature Fridge Caper

Jul 28, 2017

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Jared Kushner’s Dimples of Success

Thank you, genetics, for dimples and a rich daddy!

Jun 20, 2017

Jared Kushner’s Dimples of Success

Jun 20, 2017

Catie Hogan

Catie Hogan

Writer of satire. Passionate about Financial Education. Head of Curriculum & Founding Financial Coach at Parthean

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