Here’s what I’m going to do in 2016.

Sup, 2016.

I’m hungover. I’ve been laying around all day, reliving my poor life choices from last night, when it dawned on me that it’s a brand spanking new year and I made no resolutions. So, I did some thinking.

Here’s what I’m going to do in 2016:

1. I’m going to try more pizza…and tacos. Definitely more tacos.
2. Less Ubers. When in doubt, walk it out.
3. Learn to cook things that aren’t fried rice, quesadillas, or pasta.
4. Eat more fried rice, quesadillas, and pasta.
5. Continue the war against kale.
6. I should stop buying more sweaters.
7. I will stop ditching my girl Princess at Super Cuts for the peeps at Great Clips. They had a BOGO coupon, Princess.
8. Sleeping in my contacts. No more of that.
9. I gotta crack down on this Adnan case. We all know Jay killed Hae so I have to put all the facts together and make this info legit.
10. My Instagram game will be on fleek this year.
11. Less Natty Lite beer cases, more craft beer 6-packs.
12. I’m going to run a mile sometime this year.
13. More collared shirts. I look great in collared shirts.
14. More surprise Facetime chats.
15. No more rewatching stuff on Netflix. New shows, baby.
16. Establish a list of excuses to use when mom and dad want to talk money or my future.
17. Get a pug.
18. I will build a tolerance to Extra HOT Flaming Hot Cheetos.
19. Defriend annoying people on Facebook, preferably on their birthday.
20. Work my way to the Four Plate Club at buffets.
21. Go viral. Whatever it takes. I’m game.
22. Nap. Definitely nap.